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a "sextant" is a traditional piece of navigation equipment which helps you find where you are in relation to horny people

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Sword buyer: “Yeah, I need something to protect my hand”

Sword smith: “A swirling maelstrom of twisted metal got it”

Sword buyer: “I mean, it just has to keep my hand safe”

Sword smith: “One steel tornado, coming right up”

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I don't know if game industry workers realize what kind of leverage they even have if they form a union. While not totally un-scab-able, there are always peculiarities to any code base or artistic workflow. It would take a good week before scabs would even be able to make any discernible progress and management would get cold feet real fast.

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"A Google employee spoke with the Bay Area Reporter on the condition of anonymity about the current mood among LGBTQ Googlers, saying by phone that, "I'm really worried that they [company leadership] don't know how unsustainable this is. They want to have it both ways: to monetize the engagement that comes from really odious content, but to bear no responsibility for it. And all of us queers who work here see how they're getting away with making money off people who hate us while doing nothing to stop them. Meanwhile, most queer creators' channels are demonetized or marked 'adult' because they use words like 'trans.' Google has no right to be at Pride. They're just capitalists. They don't care."

https://www.ebar.com/news/latest_news//277351/activists_ask_sf_pride_to_ban_google_after_homophobic_youtube_dust-up
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Danny Devito, wearing a floofy white wig, says that being sucked into a black hole and bitcoin memers are bullshit. He then proclaims that he loves playstation portable.

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I like to live dangerously,

I flirt with cuties online, and I only ~sometimes~ worry about being too forward
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everyone on here talking about e3 and no one's talking about snuggling me, a cute glaceon girl

smh

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[asmr] trans girlfriend comforts you and reassures you you're going to be ok

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> In the past I've always been like "furries are very cool people but it's not my thing"
> But now I'm like heck... floof.............

@heeks, after being successfully converted, 2019

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The Japanese equivalent to "awoo" is "Waon" and I think that's beautiful

waiting for 4276 files to extract to a slow-ass SD card, yay

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Finished pride chibi for Ace S on facebook! You can order your own here until June 30th! Link; deviantart.com/hotdogebuns/art

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@compucat @quarky @it I'm boosting this because my followers must suffer this pun just as I have
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@quarky @it oh come on, you missed the pun! an enbytable pun too...

"ash it's 00:49"
it'll be 2 by the time they actually make 'em

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