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Putting my bins out in the standard #Australian configuration, with recycling and kangaroos separated from general waste.

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You ever heard of the POSTAL SERVICE??? IT'S LIKE DMs IN REAL LIFE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS SOME SHIT CALLED "STAMPS"

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Do theme park mascots count as fursuits? I think everyone's been hugged by one whether they wanted to or not

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how did I not know about this before now
stuff flash drives I'm gonna start giving people ext4 DVD-RAM discs
youtube.com/watch?v=ecH3OU0R4l

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@lynnesbian one time in college a few friends and i got on the roof of a rival dorm with a stack of failed CD-RWs and a Dremel with a sanding drum tip that just fit in the disc hole

turns out if you spin a CD up to 35k RPM and flick it just right, it's gyroscopically stabilized, can be aimed, and carries more than enough kinetic energy to climb a two-story wall and blow a hole in a glass window

also turns out if you explode someone's window they get super mad at you 🤷🏻‍♀️
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this tiny piece of paper is my most iconic possession

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does anybody else find the switch’s UI to be frustratingly bland compared to the wii u? it’s so depressingly cookie cutter and I’m losing hope that they ever plan to revamp it

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Been looking for this graph again for ages. Really useful and informative (and pretty).

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Brexit Update (Brupdate) Show more

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PersonA: handcuffs fucking hurt
Person1: ^^^
Person1: Use silk rope next time
PersonA: i dont think i can convince a police officer to use silk rope

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does your mother look like an ape? your grandmother... does she look like an ape? what about your great grandmother? does she look like an ape? evolution says we all came from apes, so who in your family looks like an ape, dude?

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there's a bloke on the train with a voice exactly like the train announcement speaker and it is making me very confused

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ahhh just saw the word "stowage" - stowage is to stow as storage is to store, but my brain immediately assumed it was "storage" in owo speak ugh

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Holy crap, I had no idea this thing existed. Thinkpad W701ds, a 17" laptop with a numpad and 7" pull-out secondary display. What a weird and amazing machine.

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exclusive footage of the world's tiniest horse

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Nobody will ever know that I'm really three foxes in a trenchcoat.

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