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this account is now just me boosting my girlfriend's PDA posts
sorry I don't make the rules

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By order of Scott Morrison (Prime Minister of Australia) and the power vested in him by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, in compliance with the federal law of the Commonwealth of Australia, I hereby declare that all posts found to be criticising "fairy bread" are now strictly illegal, and a finable offence, of up to AU$200,000 ($1.79 USD).

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fun fact: i love designs w/ smooth & limited facial features and moomin sonas are definitely that

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computer, generate computer sound please.

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lmfao, your "stand?" just call it your 『Fursona 』like the rest of us

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re: affection Show more

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Hiya i wanna take a $20 sketchy colored chibi done on stream right now as another warm up for the stickers i gotta do tonight!

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Someone should start a website that catalogues all the prominent empty feel-good catchphrases that websites quietly remove once they achieve TBTF status.

“Do no evil”. “The simple image sharer”. “building communities and enriching people’s lives instead of benefiting our shareholders”. “platform that is community-owned and ad-free”.

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A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

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help my smart water did a firmware update while i was drinking it and now its stuck in my throat

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